Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I touched a dick in church today
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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