Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He is an equal opportunity slut.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
