need another drink. this is the easiest way
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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