She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
