If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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