your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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