Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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