but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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