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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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