I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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