I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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