My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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