coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
you had me at cake vodka
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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