I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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