my shit smells like andre
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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