maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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