yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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