Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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