found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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