He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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