He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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