...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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