Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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