He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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