Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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