Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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