i just had sex bonerless
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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