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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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