I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
