marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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