If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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