You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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