Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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