I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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