now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I want you more than these girls want KFC
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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