id be glad to
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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