Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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