Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Randomize
