I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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