When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
