At least make sure they are 18
Why
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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