3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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