Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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