oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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