New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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