Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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