I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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