She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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