she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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