Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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