Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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