I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
And then my night got REAL pukey
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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