Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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