i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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