Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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