she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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