okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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