let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Houston, we have a blender
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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